Jim Frankenfield - Humor Pages
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Disclaimer - I did not write any of the humor in this archive, all of it came via email over the last 20+ years. I post it here for you amusement. Some may be political, some you may not find very funny. Don't blame me! And if it is political do not assume I agree or disagree with the viewpoint. I just thought it was amusing.
Prison vs. Work
IN PRISON..you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
IN PRISON..you get three meals a day.
IN PRISON..you get time off for good behavior.
IN PRISON..a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
IN PRISON..you can watch TV and play games.
IN PRISON..you get your own toilet.
IN PRISON..they allow your family and friends to visit.
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