Jim Frankenfield - Humor Pages[Home] - Get me out of here Disclaimer - I did not write any of the humor in this archive, all of it came via email over the last 20+ years. I post it here for you amusement. Some may be political, some you may not find very funny. Don't blame me! And if it is political do not assume I agree or disagree with the viewpoint. I just thought it was amusing. Why Athletes Can't Have Real JobsChicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
Upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too." Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996:
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh:
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King:
Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota:
Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D:
Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
(Origin and source of commentary unknown. Received by e-mail November 2002.) Main Humor Page |